Feeling poetic again so here's a story recap in haiku!
(Main story spoilers obviously.)
********** 2.0 Main Story **********
Devastated land
Cataclysmic destruction
A realm is reborn
In the aftermath
Grand Companies united
To rebuild the world
Limsa Lomnisa
Home of pirates and brigands
Shipwrecked long ago
City of Merchants
Ul'dan crafters are the best
Jewel of the desert
Deep in the Twelveswood
Forest city Gridania
At one with nature
The frozen northlands
Ishgard fears all outsiders
They will lend no aid
A new beginning
Adventurers brave new lands
New stories unfold
New dangers approach
Beastman armies grow restless
What are they planning?
Eastern invaders
The Garlean Empire
Wants to rule the world
Beastmen call their gods
Primal forces awaken
Who will face this threat?
A group of heroes
Scions of the Seventh Dawn
Plan to topple gods
Master of the flames
Amalj'aa prayers call him
The primal Ifrit
U'Ghamaro depths
Kobolds call their stoney god
Lord of Crags, Titan
Ascian zealots
Watching you battle primals
What plans do they make?
A sudden attack
Scion headquarters destroyed
The leaders captured
Alphinaud takes charge
The realm is still in danger
We must still press on
Journey to Coerthas
Cid's airship must be salvaged
To brave the vortex
Wild Garuda
Called by ixal fanatics
Goddess of the winds
Ultima Weapon
Legacy of old Allag
Power to slay gods
A rescue attempt
A brave raid on a castrum
Prisoners are freed
Attack the fortress
Final battle approaches
The generals fall
Ultimate battle
Ultima and Ascians
Eliminated
The realm is now safe
But new dangers await us
New adventures too
********** Patch 2.1 **********
The secret is out
Scions are hailed as heroes
Time for politics
Centered in Ul'dah
Under pressure to pick sides
It's time to move out
Memories run deep
Minfillia is unsure
Is this the right path?
Presumed to be dead
We bring unexpected guests
A long lost mother
Trouble in the woods
Moogles are planning something
They want a god too
A dream brought to life
Good King Moggle Mog the twelfth
Maybe a primal?
White robed ascian
Claims he's an emissary
Representing who?
Now it's time to leave
A new start in Mor Dhona
To the Rising Stones!
Unanswered linkshells
Students of Baldesion
What became of them?
********** Patch 2.2 **********
Crystals are stolen
Sea Wolves raiding Thanalan
Why would they do that?
Doman refugees
Seeking aid in foreign lands
Will anyone help?
A plea to Ul'dah
The Syndicate refuses
Time for a new plan
To Revenant's Toll
All newcomers are welcome
Refuge is found here
Scheming sahagin
Summoning their scaly god
An ascian plot?
Thwart the summoning
Don't let the sahagin win
Alas it's too late
Great Leviathan
Guardian of Sahagin
Lord of the Whorl
A plan is forming
A great ship to ram the god
A desperate hope
Take to the water
Battle on the open sea
Wave god defeated
Limsa underground
Yugiri teaches fighting
Thief and ninja guild?
Plotting in Ul'dah
Revolution is coming
What will happen next?
********** Patch 2.3 **********
Questions in the woods
Perhaps another primal?
What could be the cause?
Riots in Ul'dah
The refugees grow restless
Violence follows
But why rise up now?
Are outside forces involved?
Alphinaud thinks so
Following the trail
A mysterious merchant
What is he planning?
Murder in Ul'dah
Silencing those who would talk
All are in danger
Conspiracies found
Teledji Adeledji
Mastermind revealed
Under Carteneau
The power to fell the gods
Omega Weapon
The sylphs feel threatened
They want divine protection
A primal is called
Sylphic disguises
Who is real and who is not?
Scalebombs reveal all
Thunder god Ramuh
Summoned by his sylphic thralls
The Lord of Levin
Survive the trial
Prove your resolve in battle
Then we can talk peace
The test is complete
Ramuh names you champion
Peace for the forest
Can immortals die?
Urianger thinks they can
Research must be done
Home of Ascians
Between this realm and the next
A world of darkness
Ascians make plans
Sowing seeds of destruction
What are they scheming?
Scions have no funds
Tataru takes up mining
What was she thinking?
A contest of arms
Children want a show of skill
Good times had by all
A new company
Alphinaud has a grand plan
Time for recruiting
The scales of power
Will this upset the balance?
Nanamo has doubts
Heretic leader
The mysterious Iceheart
What trouble awaits?
Inauguration
The birth of a company
Arise, Crystal Braves!
Northward to Ishgard
Trouble in the Holy See
Ascian schemings
********** Patch 2.4 **********
Garlean agents
Traitorous spies surround us
Who is the The Ivy?
Company ambushed
Garleans take prisoners
Brave rescue attempt
Meeting in Coerthas
Summoned by the Holy See
What does Ishgard want?
Ambushed Caravan
Iceheart raids and kills and steals
Whispers of Shiva
Skulking and spying
Following the heretic
With whom does he meet?
Network of tunnels
Secret entrance to Snowcloak
Iceheart waits inside
A holy mission
Iceheart seeks an end to war
But what is the cost?
Tracking The Ivy
Conspiracy in Ul'dah
Doman spies keep watch
Imperial news
New Garlean emperor
What does this portend?
Garleans want war
Eorzea must unite
Facing coming threats
Chasing The Ivy
Do not let the jammers fail
Lest our prey escape
Uprooted Ivy
Traitors captured in the woods
Dude. There were ninjas
Enter Moenbryda
Awesome roegadyn lady
Here with crazy plans
Pursuing Iceheart
Re-inflate the aetheryte
A desperate plan
Halt the summoning
Akh Afah Amphitheatre
Iceheart gives her soul
Lady of glaciers
Patron saint of heretics
Goddess of the ice
Frost goddess fallen
Cryptic messages abound
Ascians still watch
Keeper of the Lake
Ancient king Midgardsormr
Will the lord return?
Ivy recaptured
Teledji Adeledji
Still causing trouble
To kill ascians
An aether blade must be forged
But how to store it?
The Isle of Val
Ripped straight out of existence
An ascian plot?
To unite Ul'dah
The sultanate to disband
Will this keep the peace?
********** Patch 2.5 (Part 1) **********
Unrest in Ul'dah
Black marketeers sell weapons
An ambush is set
The ambush has failed
But weapons were recovered
Return to Ul'dah
Riol smells a rat
Something doesn't quite add up
More research to do
Trouble in Ishgard
The dragon star burns brightly
Midgardsormr comes
Keeper of the Lake
Remnants of a great battle
What awaits inside?
Dragons heed the call
Revenge for all the fallen
Then Ishgard will burn
The crystals darken
Revoking Hydaelyn's gift
What does this portend?
Northern Thanalan
Garlean forces gather
Teach them a lesson
Aether syphon works
But ascians interfere
To the Rising Stones!
Aether summoning
Tupsimati is the key
We must get it back
To the Chrysalis!
We must save Minfilia
Before it's too late
Immortals can die
Auracite and blades of light
Ascian vanquished
Moenbryda is gone
The ultimate sacrifice
To defend us all
Shrine of the scholar
Moenbryda's memorial
Friends lost, remembered
********** Patch 2.5 (Part 2) **********
Yda is grieving
Flowers for a fallen friend
Then dragons appear
Iceheart has returned
Dragons prepare to attack
Barrier destroyed
Ishgard's need is great
But has few allies to call
Will the cities help?
Scions go to war
Lending their strength to Ishgard
Dragons must be stopped
We need more support
The alliance hesitates
There's not much to spare
To the Steps of Faith
Dragons landing on the bridge
The wards must not fall
Tired of waiting
Tataru just wants to help
To protect us all
Murder in the Shroud
Wilred killed by foes unknown
Dark games are afoot
Party in Ul'dah
Minfilia is anxious
What awaits us there?
Nanamo is dead
Assassination succeeds
Scions stand accused
Taledji cut down
Did he not see that coming?
Raubahn goes berserk
Raubahn is disarmed
An epic battle ensues
Everyone escapes
Scions stay behind
Try to let the rest escape
Their fates are unknown
Airship to Coerthas
Far away from prying eyes
Safety is found there
Ascians make plans
Schemes and plans and schemes and plans
But what do they want?
Things come full circle
New beginnings once again
Adventures await!