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#5352 Jul 24 2018 at 8:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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On the topic of strange coworkers...

There is one guy at work they call "Backward Reader" because he reads Japanese manga and leaves his books out on the tables in the break room. Bu that's not the weird part, just where he gets his nickname.

Instead, the weird part is, he leaves his food and personal items out on the break tables the whole shift. Spread out all over the place. Whole heads of broccoli and open bottles of ranch dressing (cap actually open and sitting on the table). Wallet, car keys, cash, credit cards, etc. Sometimes we go into the break room, and we see these items and we think he has to be fucking with people. There is no way someone would do this stuff just by accident or by ignorance.

The break rooms are open to all employees, and there are maybe 100 people overall that can go in/out of them at various times.


Revisiting this strange coworker...

Today I walk into the break room, and his items are again strewn out across a table. Including a one pound bag of pizza rolls. Torn open, and still frozen. He's stepped up his strange game.

That's like some brand new level of lazy, especially if there's a microwave present.
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#5353 Jul 24 2018 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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It's a tumor.
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#5354 Jul 24 2018 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's not a tumor!
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#5355 Jul 24 2018 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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....hmmm.

Lupus?
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#5356 Jul 24 2018 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
That's like some brand new level of lazy, especially if there's a microwave present.

It was the table closest to the break room counter, where there are like... half a dozen microwaves, a fridge/freezer, vending machines, sinks, cupboards, etc.

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#5357 Jul 25 2018 at 7:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's never Lupus.
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#5358 Jul 25 2018 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Except the one time it was.

Then there was that time it was a tick on Michelle Tranchtenberg's Vajayjay and everyone was jealous of House.
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#5359 Jul 25 2018 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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TirithRR wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
That's like some brand new level of lazy, especially if there's a microwave present.

It was the table closest to the break room counter, where there are like... half a dozen microwaves, a fridge/freezer, vending machines, sinks, cupboards, etc.

Edited, Jul 24th 2018 8:50pm by TirithRR
On the plus side if you ever want to hide something from him, you know the last place he'll look.
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#5360 Jul 25 2018 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe he has a phobia about opening cupboards. I bet if you went to his house all his food would be on the kitchen table.
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#5361 Jul 25 2018 at 5:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Or the cupboards would have no doors!
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#5362 Jul 25 2018 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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Why not just eliminate the cupboards altogether and use bare shelves?
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#5363 Jul 25 2018 at 7:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Whoa, slow down there, cowboy, no need to go overboard. We're just talking about taking the doors off the cupboards so that nothing can hide inside and jump out when you go to get a plate for your pizza rolls. Nothing crazy or insane!
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#5364 Jul 26 2018 at 6:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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But there's still the fridge. Doors there, doors on the stove.... microwave might be okay if you can see all of the interior through the glass.
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#5365 Jul 26 2018 at 7:19 AM Rating: Good
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Well, the fridge, stove, and microwave doors actually serve a function. Cupboard doors are just decorative.
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#5366 Jul 26 2018 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good
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Well, the fridge, stove, and microwave doors actually serve a function. Cupboard doors are just decorative great places for evil little boggart's to hide.
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#5367 Jul 26 2018 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
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Well, the fridge, stove, and microwave doors actually serve a function. Cupboard doors are just decorative great places for evil little boggart's to hide.


They can hide anywhere....

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#5368 Jul 26 2018 at 1:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Well, the fridge, stove, and microwave doors actually serve a function. Cupboard doors are just decorative.


Yeah, but if he left a bag of frozen pizza rolls sitting out, I have to think maybe he's afraid to open the freezer/fridge.
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#5369 Jul 27 2018 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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I have to think maybe he's afraid to open the freezer/fridge.

But then how would he get the frozen foods in the first place.
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#5370 Jul 27 2018 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grocery store.

The freezers there at least have glass windows so you can see if any midgets are hiding in there waiting to jump out. Not 100% safe, but a lot less risky.
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#5371 Jul 27 2018 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Why would he go shopping? He has his groceries delivered, so he doesn't have to worry about it!
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#5372 Jul 27 2018 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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What if the groceries get delivered by a midget?
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#5373 Jul 27 2018 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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#5374 Jul 27 2018 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know, they'd still know where you live...

I guess a P.O. Box could solve that though, or maybe just get everything delivered to your neighbor's house.
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#5375 Jul 27 2018 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, you can put the sign anywhere you want, like the park down the road!
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#5376 Jul 27 2018 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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