Only two things are infinite, the universe and Goblin stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former

Submitted by: Incanus

Beware the hungry hobbit.

Submitted by: Incanus

Bad elvish makes me [sic]

Submitted by: Incanus on July 30, 2007

I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.

What have I got in my pocket

So this new area will be called Evendim, right? Doesn't that mean it will be continual darkness?

Submitted by: Magi on June 5, 2007

Wait a minute... isn't this called the Lone-lands?

Submitted by: Unnamed on May 30, 2007

What do you mean there's no more quests until June?! I'm a hero of great reknown. I deserve some quests now!

Submitted by: Magi on May 25, 2007

Reason number one to keep your kitchen well stocked: You never know when a dozen dwarves will stop in for tea.

Submitted by: Unknown on May 22 2007

Quest? What's a quest? Oh well..off to kill my 1.324.969th Bristlehide Piglet...

Submitted by: Unnamed on May 17, 2007

Okay, so why is it whenever I inspect a human chick in Middle-earth, her character sheet says she is a MAN?

Submitted by: Spectus on May 10, 2007

To master my next tier of crafting I have to do a quest. Why? Wouldn't practice make me a master?

Submitted by: Magi on May 2, 2007

So I was in a fellowship the other day with this great dwarf Champion! Then he spoke. He certainly didn't sound very dwarfish.

Submitted by: Magi on April 25, 2007

This retail key explains a lot. A ton. I've been wondering why the North Downs has this huge locked door.

Submitted by: Magi April 24, 2007

Since when did Barrens Chat make its way to Middle-earth? I thought it was a disease exclusive to Azeroth.

Submitted by: Magi on April 20, 2007

Middle-earth was... down? What, was it swallowed by a black hole or something?

Submitted by: Magi on April 18, 2007

Shouldn't there be a warning label on bags of pipe-weed?

Submitted by: Magi on April 17, 2007

Gandalf the Grey, and then Gandalf the White. Saruman the White, and the book had Radagast the Brown. Are there more out there? Jimmy the Purple? Norman the Plaid?

Submitted by: cyamarin on April 13, 2007

Old... Man... Willow? What makes him a Man? Looks like a tree to me!

Submitted by: Magi on April 9, 2007

Yanari proclaims, "OMG I am being sent to Great Smials for the 84th time tonight!"
Kitca casually replies, "Are you getting Took-ered out?"
Submitted by: Darqflame on April 6, 2007

If my character can just pull a forge out of his backpack, why do I need to be beside another one to craft?

Submitted by: Magi on April 5, 2007

This just in: Middle-earth physics causes dozens to suddenly lose their rings and ask adventurers to help find them.
Submitted by: Magrin of Brandywine on April 4, 2007

Sauronald McDonald says, "Try a tasty order of One-ion Rings!"
Submitted by: Anonymous on March 27, 2007

You will have to work a long time to urn your way through scholar.
Submitted by: Anonymous -- Meneldor on March 22, 2007

What is wrong with all these nosy little hobbits? All I want to do is deliver the mail!
[Submitted by: Magi] 02/12/2007