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#1 Jan 07 2017 at 11:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I drove out to the 'burbs not to long ago for a work meeting, and tuned into the "classic rock" station on the way. Lo and behold, interspersed between the Rolling Stones and ZZ Top are my favorite bands from my childhood: Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc.

Fuck, I'm old. Which means y'all cnuts are older.

GFY.
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#2 Jan 08 2017 at 12:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jan 09 2017 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Ick, Smashing Pumpkins?
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#4 Jan 09 2017 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also the best legal use for your replica catapult.
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#5 Jan 09 2017 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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What were you listening to, the Loop? I see they recently played Heart, Zeppelin, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Rush and Foghat. I only ever play XRT on the radio (when I'm actually using the radio) so I'm used to all sorts of nonsense.
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#6 Jan 09 2017 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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I turned 40 on Thursday, so I already knew i was old.
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#7 Jan 09 2017 at 5:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
What were you listening to, the Loop? I see they recently played Heart, Zeppelin, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Rush and Foghat. I only ever play XRT on the radio (when I'm actually using the radio) so I'm used to all sorts of nonsense.

Typically the Loop, although if I'm lucky enough to rent a car with satellite radio, I put on the "Lithium" station. More reliably 90's and grunge.

I got all excited when Q101 came back, but after listening to it, I want to drive railroad spikes into my ears. It's basically the same music as 101.9 FM, just ahead of the curve by about a month. They intersperse a grunge or 90's alternative song every 30 minutes or so in an attempt to appeal to aging Gen X'ers, but a man can only tolerate the same boring 21 Pilots song so many times.
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#8 Jan 10 2017 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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You all are babies to me.

On Dec 2, 2018 I'll be turning 60. I don't expect that Alla's will still exist then, so you can wish me a Happy Birthday early.
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#9 Jan 11 2017 at 3:30 AM Rating: Good
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Sure. Happy birthday x2.
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#10 Jan 13 2017 at 7:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
I drove out to the 'burbs not to long ago for a work meeting, and tuned into the "classic rock" station on the way. Lo and behold, interspersed between the Rolling Stones and ZZ Top are my favorite bands from my childhood: Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc.


Wait? Those are from your... childhood? I... Um... Got nothing to say to that.

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Fuck, I'm old. Which means y'all cnuts are older.

GFY.


Bah! GFY to you!

/em waves cane
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#11 Jan 13 2017 at 10:11 PM Rating: Decent
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You think you're old? I listen to NPR, news and jazz on the radio.
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