I'd be more impressed if there was five feet of snow on the ground and Hannah hooked up the caribou harness to get to school. Staying home (and not even shoveling!) is for the weak.
I see you've bought into that "work ethic" thing the ruling class peddles. Excellent, excellent. Back to your job to earn someone else 5 times your salary, hurry along now! It'll make you noble and stuff. :)
____________________________
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.