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This is a lovely story. An actual real life one too! Full of danger, near death, iron bars and oiks. What more could a girl want?
I would like a Boris of my own, maybe he should launch a Boris doll. What a wonderful character he is. But I would likely do as she did, excellent taste
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London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.
Franny Armstrong called for help as she was surrounded and pushed by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar, in Camden, north London, on Monday night.
The mayor, who was cycling past, stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them: "Oiks".
Franny Armstrong called for help as she was surrounded and pushed by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar, in Camden, north London, on Monday night.
The mayor, who was cycling past, stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them: "Oiks".
I would like a Boris of my own, maybe he should launch a Boris doll. What a wonderful character he is. But I would likely do as she did, excellent taste
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She admitted that she did not agree with Mr Johnson's politics and had voted for rival Ken Livingstone in the 2008 mayoral election.
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 5:29pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Boris is @#%^ing awesome. He's the perfect Mayor of London. He's such a bumbling tit but for some reason he makes it work. 
Posting from The land of fog-breathers
Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 5:35pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Nope, no 6th star either.
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WTH is an oik?
(and noone stooped to kiss his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was
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one day anyone died i guess (and noone stooped to kiss his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 5:37pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Samira wrote:
WTH is an oik?
One of Nobbys clan
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Let them eat strawberries and creamPosting from a Chaise Longue
Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 5:48pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Lady GwynapNud wrote:
Samira wrote:
WTH is an oik?
One of Nobbys clan
oic
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"I have lost my way But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 6:01pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Lady GwynapNud wrote:
Samira wrote:
WTH is an oik?
One of Nobbys clan [:lol:]
oic
oik wut you did thar
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 6:31pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
Boris is @#%^ing awesome. He's the perfect Mayor of London. He's such a bumbling tit but for some reason he makes it work.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
Boris is @#%^ing awesome. He's the perfect Mayor of London. He's such a bumbling tit but for some reason he makes it work. [:laugh:]
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MittensDestroyerOfWorlds wrote:
Well I never denied the accusations that everyone is out to get you.
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 6:56pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Nope, no 6th star either.
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Oh, God, you embryo.
(and noone stooped to kiss his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was
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one day anyone died i guess (and noone stooped to kiss his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was
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Posted: Nov 3rd 2009 7:58pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
Boris is @#%^ing awesome. He's the perfect Mayor of London. He's such a bumbling tit but for some reason he makes it work. [:laugh:]
He looks like a Wii Mii, that's actually alive and can talk.
I'm not sure if that makes sense. I'm also not sure which one is more intelligent than the other.
He is indeed awesome, though. Much better than Ken "YOU PAY TO DRIVE ON MAH ROADS" Livingstone.
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Posted: Nov 4th 2009 5:14am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Boris Johnson is pile of twattle piffle. I don't deny that he's a good host on HIGNFY, but can anyone here name a single policy he's put in place since he was elected mayor? Does anyone know of a single thing he's done as mayor of London?
I'm asking genuinely. I can think of one, which was to ban drinking alcohol on the tube. But I really can't think of anything else. Well, he did insult the Chinese by calling table tennis "Whiff Whaff" and proclaiming that "Whiff whaff is coming home!" because of the 2012 Olympics.
So yeah, if by "awesome" you mean "useless but midly amusing", I suppose he's "awesome".
I'm asking genuinely. I can think of one, which was to ban drinking alcohol on the tube. But I really can't think of anything else. Well, he did insult the Chinese by calling table tennis "Whiff Whaff" and proclaiming that "Whiff whaff is coming home!" because of the 2012 Olympics.
So yeah, if by "awesome" you mean "useless but midly amusing", I suppose he's "awesome".
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My song of the moment: Gitans, Mano Solo.Posting from the tip of the iceberg
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 5:28am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
So yeah, if by "awesome" you mean "useless but midly amusing", I suppose he's "awesome".
This is exactly what I mean.
He's like a less offensive Prince Philip. Seriously, watch this. It's only 30 seconds long.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8082995.stm
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Posted: Nov 4th 2009 5:31am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
He's a likeable oaf who is an irrelevance to politics.
As Mayor, the only policy he's taken seriously is his pledge to get rid of 'bendy buses', and on that point he's changed his mind at least 10 times.
Over-privileged twat.
As Mayor, the only policy he's taken seriously is his pledge to get rid of 'bendy buses', and on that point he's changed his mind at least 10 times.
Over-privileged twat.
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Suppositories - "Insert 2 inches up the anus. Keep out of the reach of children"Posting from the Ouija-Board of Directors
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 5:53am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
He also has a passing resemblance to Martin Prince from The Simpsons.
Posting from Derbyshire, England.
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 5:54am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Likibiki wrote:
He also has a passing resemblance to Martin Prince from The Simpsons.
That is a very good point. I feel ashamed for not having spotted it sooner.
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My song of the moment: Gitans, Mano Solo.Posting from the tip of the iceberg
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 6:16am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
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Boris Johnson is pile of twattle piffle. I don't deny that he's a good host on HIGNFY, but can anyone here name a single policy he's put in place since he was elected mayor? Does anyone know of a single thing he's done as mayor of London?
He increased fares for public transport, forced Ian Blair to step down as head of the met, and... got the river Thames back on the tube map?
Yeah, I can't really think of a third thing. Still, ridiculous as he is, I'm not sure if anything can beat out Gordon's biscuit question.
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Sourcery wrote:
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
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Posted: Nov 4th 2009 6:39am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Sir Kavekk wrote:
Still, ridiculous as he is, I'm not sure if anything can beat out Gordon's biscuit question.
Probably his "Arctic Monkey" answer.
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My song of the moment: Gitans, Mano Solo.Posting from the tip of the iceberg
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 11:50am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Boris Johnson is wily. He's smarter than he looks. And acts. And talks.
Ok, maybe he's not.
Ok, maybe he's not.
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LolzPosting from Manchester, England.
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 11:55am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
I like bendy buses.
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Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir!Posting from south of the river
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 11:56am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
I just got rejected for a job at the Greater London Assembly.
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My song of the moment: Gitans, Mano Solo.Posting from the tip of the iceberg
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 12:04pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I just got rejected for a job at the Greater London Assembly.
So Red, is it true that you wanted to join the diplomatic wing of the civil service, but they said you were too French to join?
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Sourcery wrote:
"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
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Posted: Nov 4th 2009 12:07pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Sir Kavekk wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I just got rejected for a job at the Greater London Assembly.
So Red, is it true that you wanted to join the diplomatic wing of the civil service, but they said you were too French to join?
The worst thing is that yes, it's true :(
I could get British citizenship, but... I'm just too lazy. One day, maybe.
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My song of the moment: Gitans, Mano Solo.Posting from the tip of the iceberg
Posted: Nov 4th 2009 12:19pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Galkaman wrote:
Boris Johnson is wily. He's smarter than he looks. And acts. And talks.
Ok, maybe he's not.
Ok, maybe he's not.
Yeah, he's not smart.
He's funny, though.
While that may not be the first thing you look for in a mayor, I don't live in London so frankly I couldn't give a sh*t, and I just want a giggle when the news comes on. Hence the hilarious video about him falling in the river that I posted above.
Posting from Derbyshire, England.
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