Feb 21, 2008
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
"That’s ENT-tertainment!"
Submitted by: Sean F.
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
"That’s ENT-tertainment!"
Submitted by: Sean F.
Feb 12, 2008
One night two trolls were sitting by a fire dining on a fresh kill.
As they pulled the meat out of the fire, one of the bones barely had any meat on it at all.
One of the trolls plucked the bone out and started picking his teeth with it.
The other Troll shook his head and said, "Stop that, it’s a bad hobbit."
Submitted by: Sean F.
One night two trolls were sitting by a fire dining on a fresh kill.
As they pulled the meat out of the fire, one of the bones barely had any meat on it at all.
One of the trolls plucked the bone out and started picking his teeth with it.
The other Troll shook his head and said, "Stop that, it’s a bad hobbit."
Submitted by: Sean F.
Feb 5, 2008
As I wander along the cold, damp cliffs of Weathertop, where Frodo and his fellowship once slept, I find myself wondering....
"Why didn't they just stay at the Forsaken Inn? It's like right friggin' there!!!"?
Submitted by: CJ
As I wander along the cold, damp cliffs of Weathertop, where Frodo and his fellowship once slept, I find myself wondering....
"Why didn't they just stay at the Forsaken Inn? It's like right friggin' there!!!"?
Submitted by: CJ
Jan 28, 2008
Who doesn't enjoy a crippling jump from high up (to test your luck) every once in a while?
Submitted by: Galadhen
Who doesn't enjoy a crippling jump from high up (to test your luck) every once in a while?
Submitted by: Galadhen
Jan 21, 2008
"What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?"
"Saruman, I didn’t see you there."
Submitted by: Sean F.
"What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?"
"Saruman, I didn’t see you there."
Submitted by: Sean F.
Jan 21, 2008
"What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?"
"Saruman, I didn’t see you there."
Submitted by: Peepmouse, TiNFS
"What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?"
"Saruman, I didn’t see you there."
Submitted by: Peepmouse, TiNFS
Jan 14, 2008
"What did Saruman say to his Orcs?"
"Eat More Hobbits!"
Submitted by: Peepmouse, TiNFS
"What did Saruman say to his Orcs?"
"Eat More Hobbits!"
Submitted by: Peepmouse, TiNFS
Jan 7, 2008
"What did Sauron order at McDonalds?"
"Onion Ring to rule them all, Onion Ring to find them, Onion Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them... "
Submitted by: Liedwyn
"What did Sauron order at McDonalds?"
"Onion Ring to rule them all, Onion Ring to find them, Onion Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them... "
Submitted by: Liedwyn
Jan 7, 2008
"What did Sauron order at McDonalds? "Onion Ring to rule them all, Onion Ring to find them, Onion Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them... "
Submitted by: Liedwyn
"What did Sauron order at McDonalds? "Onion Ring to rule them all, Onion Ring to find them, Onion Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them... "
Submitted by: Liedwyn
Dec 31, 2007
"If Perfect Pies are perfect then how can there be Superior Perfect Pies?"
Submitted by: Tassl
"If Perfect Pies are perfect then how can there be Superior Perfect Pies?"
Submitted by: Tassl
Dec 20, 2007
"Why is there a price for priceless barrow-wight treasures?"
Submitted by: Spectus
"Why is there a price for priceless barrow-wight treasures?"
Submitted by: Spectus
Sep 10, 2007
Overheard in Donnvail...
"This place has too many chieftains, not enough hillmen."
Submitted by: Spectus
Overheard in Donnvail...
"This place has too many chieftains, not enough hillmen."
Submitted by: Spectus
Aug 21, 2007
Out of all of the noble beasts in Middle Earth, why did they pick a Chicken?
Submitted by: Danalog
Out of all of the noble beasts in Middle Earth, why did they pick a Chicken?
Submitted by: Danalog
Only two things are infinite, the universe and Goblin stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
Submitted by: Incanus